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The three stages of me talking to women.

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The three stages of me talking to women.

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  2. Pic 1: “Excuse me, hello…”

    Pic 2: “Please forgive me for being so forward, but I saw you across the room and, I have to say, you’re simply stunning! Can I buy you a drink?”

    Pic 3: “Come, I’ll tell you about the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis, The Wise. Did you ever hear it?”

  3. How does she somehow look hotter in the third picture? Have I just subconsciously conditioned myself to like having that face made at me? If so I think I’m doing a pretty good job managing my happiness.

  4. “Excuse me. That’s a really nice dress. Could you move it two steps to the fucking left so I can walk past?”

    It’s hard to find a girlfriend when you’re a grumpy bastard and dont even want a friend.

  5. I have no problems talking to women, make them feel comfortable, make them laugh, and keep a conversation going. However I struggle with closing. I’m pretty good looking I think because often when going out women will approach me first. On many of the dates I’ve gone to they end up ghosting me for apparently no reason and sometimes I get lucky if I manage to moderate myself and talk less and let them do the talking.

    So where am I going with this? I’ve realized that it is **EXTREMELY EASY** to say something that might creep women out. Like, it’s walking through a minefield. If I’m fairly handsome and manage to suddenly say something that isn’t weird but they interpret as weird or messed up, I can’t imagine how below average looking guys have it (as I’m guessing their initial disposition starts even lower).

    My conclusion after a shitload of one-night stands, dates, trying to pick up girls in general and a few relationships – is that apparently women will very often misinterpret what you say or that they have an extremely low threshold for what creeps them out. So the advice “don’t be a creep” is actually useless. Because it feels like you will come across as one if you exhibit anything other than a completely conformist personality.

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