Do they nonetheless do Air Miles? If that’s the case, Iâ€™ve racked up fairly a couple of of them.
In reality, it could be simpler to checklist the locations I havenâ€™t been to within the final couple of weeks.
Just lately, Iâ€™ve jetted between LA, London, Glasgow, Edinburgh, again to Glasgow, London once more, Gibraltar, Good, Pisa, London as soon as extra after which again to LA.
With an act like mine, you must hold transferring!
I used to be in Gibraltar for a wee break, the place I met considered one of my favorite comedians, Mick Miller, whoâ€™s hilarious.
He instructed me heâ€™d been watching the cricket for 5 hours â€“ apparently it rubs its again legs collectively!
Final week I received to see that new Taylor Swift video, which brought about fairly a stir on the web.
For the previous few years, Taylor Swift and Katy Perry have been â€œfeudingâ€ over somebody apparently pinching a backing dancer.
I feel there was nothing to it â€“ however the pair appeared collectively within the video for You Want To Calm Down.
Taylor, dressed as some chips, and Katy, dressed as a hamburger, shared an embrace.
Very foolish, but additionally very candy!
Within the video thereâ€™s a quote: â€œMother, I Am A Wealthy Manâ€ on a portray. That was really stated by my outdated pal, Cher, and he or she tweeted concerning the video.
In an interview, Cher recalled her mum telling her: â€œYou understand, sweetheart, someday it is best to cool down and marry a wealthy man.â€
Cher replied: â€œMother, I’m a wealthy man.â€
Taylor was made-up about getting a nod from pop royalty, and he or she tweeted: â€œWhen you may have a tune about being calm and the video has a Cher quote in it and he or she posts it so henceforth you aren’t in a position to be calm anymore.â€
Making up with Katy, getting plaudits from Cher â€“ Taylor had not a nasty week!
Me, too, as Iâ€™ve simply discovered Iâ€™m heading to Hawaii later this month to talk with Dwayne â€œThe Rockâ€ Johnson.
Dwayne was an enormous winner on the MTV Film Awards with The Era Award.
Fairly an achievement once you hear him inform of what Hollywood product of him within the early daysâ€¦
â€œOnce I first received to Hollywood they didnâ€™t know what the hell to do with me,â€ he stated, â€œas a half-black, half-Samoan, 6ft 4in, 275lb professional wrestler.
â€œI wasnâ€™t going to evolve to Hollywood. Hollywood was going to evolve to me.â€
Iâ€™ll go away you with my journey to the Mandarin Oriental in Hyde Park, which had a tremendous get together to rejoice reopening after a horrible fireplace.
I chatted with Helen Mirren, Liam Neeson and Beverly Knight.
However a voice shouted: â€œAye youâ€™ve come a good distance from the Clyde Disco Roadshows on the County Inn, Cambuslang!â€
It was Bobby Hyndman, the previous proprietor who simply occurs to be married to the fantastic normal supervisor Amanda Hyndman. We had an excellent outdated little bit of Glasgow banter.
I feel it ended up a draw!