A woman reportedly pleasured herself twice during a Broadway performance of Tom Hiddlestonâ€™s stage show Betrayal.
Thatâ€™s according toÂ Page Six, which claims a person wrote about the event on the Broadway message room All That Chat.
The commentator detailed that during last Wednesdayâ€™s performance of the Harold Pinter play at the Bernard B. Jacobs Theatre, a woman â€œin her thirtiesâ€ masturbated to completion… twice.
“Every time Tom Hiddleston said something provocative, our row mate would let out a large laugh, somewhat out of cadence with the rest of the audience,â€ the commenter wrote.
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Apparently the woman in question then shifted in her seat and that’s when the noise started.
â€œMy companion could feel a rhythmic banging against his armrest, punctuated by occasional low moans and giggles,â€ they continued.
â€œ[It] got faster and faster until there was one slightly louder â€˜Haâ€™, and she resumed her normal seat position, put her head back and closed her eyes.â€
If Iâ€™m reading this All That Chat post correctly, a female audience member masturbated to Tom Hiddleston during a performance of Betrayal on Broadway. pic.twitter.com/dVhmrAycQT
â€” Adam Roberts (@heyadamroberts) September 16, 2019
That was just the first orgasm, the second took place later during a scene between Hiddleston and his co-star Zawe Ashton where they passionately kiss.
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â€œThe show was really wonderful and the cast first-rate,â€ the man added: “But you might want to avoid seat B-3.”
The full comment was posted on Twitter by food blogger Adam Roberts.
Even Chris Pratt, his Avengers: Endgame co-star, had to comment.
Thatâ€™s what you call â€œgetting more bang for your buck,â€ I guess.