Youâ€™ve probably got enough on your plate in the run up toÂ ChristmasÂ – from buying the right gifts for your kids, to stocking up on the best value mince pies.
But, just in case you were keen to also prove how you rank among high society,Â TatlerÂ have revealed their ultimate guide to a posh festive period.
In an article titled â€˜Festive one-upmanship: Christmas status symbolsâ€™, the society bible released a tongue-in-cheek list of all the things you need to secure your standing.
These include a 6ft Nordmann fir tree – justÂ like the QueenÂ – to be pride of place in your home.
â€œThis strapping Scottish six footer is the choice to fill an expansive hallway or high ceilinged manor,â€ the article explains.
Just like your wouldnâ€™t settle for an artificial tree, donâ€™t let yourself down with a naff wreath on your front door either.
They insist it must be purchased fromÂ Mayfair boutique, Pulbrook & Gould.
The â€˜Deluxe-size Sage Wreathâ€™ is perfect – although leave the Â£2,450 number outside at your own risk.
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Forget chocolate and bath bombs, a Tiffany advent calendar – costing Â£104,000 – is essential.
It includes 24 diamond-related gifts priced between Â£100 and Â£13,000, and can be purchased from Harrods.
When it comes to Christmas lunch, you must serve up a KellyBronze turkey.
They explain: â€œThe â€˜pampered prince of the turkey worldâ€™…live a life of leafy luxury eating additive-free grain, ahead of being served up on Christmas dayâ€
Vegetables should be fromÂ Guy Singh-Watson who is â€œOxford educatedâ€ and the pioneer behind Riverford Organic.
The articles adds: â€œSmoked salmon must come from the Harrods food hall â€“ and so should the caviar.â€
Your decorations canâ€™t be anything youâ€™ve picked up down the high street.
â€œHand-painted ornaments are the way to go. The super rich â€“ and super well connected â€“ are able to commission their friends,â€ they reveal.
â€œA David Hockney Christmas scene would be the Rolls Royce of Christmas decorations â€“ of course in his most distinctive style (so as to make it all the more immediately obvious at a first glance).â€
Finally, treat yourself to a ride on a deer – or reindeer – because â€œevery Tom, Dick and Harry has a pony who is readily wrapped up in rouge blankets come Christmastime as rides are offered down the country lane.
â€œBut why rope in a pony, when you could use a deer? One closer to the ultimate, a reindeer.
â€œSome of Britainâ€™s largest estates are overrun with the animals, so why not put them to good use come Christmas â€“ providing it is done in the safest possible way and it doesnâ€™t pose a threat to the health or wellbeing of the animals.â€
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