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Jeanne Robertson "Don't ship a person to the grocery retailer!"

Jeanne is on Sirius & XM Radio this clip is from Jeanne’s Southern Style!
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You sound so much like my Maw Maw Watson and make me wish I was back home in North Carolina. <3
Miss Jeanne, I had to let you know — I have a dear friend who is a minister and she has terminal cancer. I have been sending her your pieces so that she can listen and smile.
Thank you.
I just met Jeanne in Indianapolis Indiana at the National Speakers Convention (NSA). She was AWESOME! And even funnier in person 🙂
This is one of funniest videos I have heard in a long time THANKS!!!! jeanne
Looking forward to seeing her on January 28 in DC! She is GREAT!!
She is so funny  i listen to her on XM RADIO but I haven't heard her in a few months ….hey Xm put her back on !
Of all her presentations, this one is the funniest to me. Heard it 101 times but I still laugh out loud listening to it.
@910madge Wonderful! What I do love are people who watch and laugh. I'll be adding a new clip soon so check back. Keep laughing! Jeanne
@patsytoland Thx Patsy. I'll make sure to lelt the tolks at XM know you're out there. I'm so pleased you enjoy my work. Now if you run off the road laughing during that long drive, it's not my fault! 🙂 Keep listening. Jeanne
@sexybabibi Oh, my. You are astute! Glad you enjoyed the clip and … preciate you not typing the punch line. As I said… astute. Keep laughing! Jeanne
hilarious
I so wish I would have known about you and your stories Jeanne! Fantastic to hear such good, clean, authentic humor 😀 Could listen to you for hours and if you're ever speaking anywhere within a day's drive from where I live in NW New Brunswick, Canada, I'll be there! Thank you for sharing here.
Jeanne, this is the funniest thing I have heard in quite a long time. You are a truly funny woman, and, being 6'5", I happen to find tall women very attractive. HILARIOUS!
I am a new fan! This is one talented, beautiful, funny lady!! Between this one and the bungee jumping… I am still in stitches! Bravo!
@mydollstuff Oh, go for it! 🙂 Jeanne
probably first time of my life i number my list. got me laughin so hard, i almost fall out of my chair.
This is hilarious. It is so true.
Hilarious! I couldn't wait to hear the next thing on the list!
You are a gem! Thanks for making me laugh tonight and God Bless You!!
A dear friend of mine sent me the audio of your 'Don't send a man to the grocery store' more than a year ago so when I discovered your website I returned the favor so she could enjoy the videos on there. Thank you doesn't begin to cover how much I appreciate and enjoy your humor. I am a firm believer finding humor in the every day happenings of our lives. My Mom is 96 and still makes us laugh all the time! God bless you and Jerry as you follow your passion!
@justjill4u Great meeting y'all too. Looking forward to seeing what you do. Thanks for coming to the show in Laughlin. Keep Laughing! Jeanne
Wow! Thanks. What fun. Hope they like the story and the recipe. "Taste of the South" magazine made it in the test kitchen and pronounced it good! Did a story on it which is on my website. You won't believe it. My mother died in 35+ years ago and I've sill got some of her dishes and … and things she said always pop into my mind. Wish I could have met our "Southern tradition Mom." Keep laughing! Jeanne
America's Test Kitchen has an entry today on their Facebook page about 7-up cake. Naturally, I HAD to send them the link to this. I still laugh every time I see. I inherited the Tupperware and dishes my mother used to take food to friends. It's delightful to hear your hysterical story about our Southern traditions. Mom would have been in stitches hearing you speak.
@justjill4u Hope you enjoyed the show as much as I enjoyed participating. Keep laughing! Jeanne
Jeanne, I am just hearing you for the first time and I get that you are from somewhere in the south. My parents live in Pine Bluff, Arkansas and I live in Michigan. Listening to your heartfelt stories reminds me of them and I like that—thanks for the laughs!
Jeanne, I am just hearing you for the first time and I get that you are from somewhere in the south. My parents live in Pine Bluff, Arkansas and I live in Michigan. Listening to your heartfelt stories reminds me of them and I like thank—thanks for the laughs!
Jeanne, I have hardly ever laughed so hard. You are right up there with my other two favorites, Dave Barry and Eddie Izzard!
I discovered you while listening to Blue Collar Radio on Sirius. You are now my favorite to listen to. Always hysterical and clean! keep up the good work!
BAADmintin!!!
Ms. Robertson, I really enjoy your work. You are the best comedian I have heard of. I love a person who can be funny while staying clean! You are truly an inspiration Ms. Robertson.
I've watched this at least a dozen times and still roll in the floor laughing! Love everything that Jeanne Robertson does.
I discovered your humor via a Facebook posting–and you rock!
Real, clean humor that you don't have to "clean up" is fantastic.
I loved the raft ride description…and all of the others I listened to this evening–and I've personally learned the risks of sending "Left Brain" to the store. Humor has gotten me through the toughest times in my life, and I love to see others celebrating humor too!
This is absolutely wonderful material, expertly delivered.
Thanks so much for the hearty laugh and the clean humor.
What I enjoy most about your humor is that I, too, am married to a Left Brain. My father who passed 9 years ago (& was an engineer!!), used to say "When you ask Dan what time it is, he'll tell you how a watch works & in an hour you WILL know how to make a watch, but you still won't know what time it is…" Thank you so much for your wonderful videos……
@naenobe Your comment made me feel so good. What a great way to look at things. I hope you smiled and smiled and smiled. She would want you to. Keep laughing! Jeanne
My mom sent me the MP3 version of this to me a while back. She passed earlier this month very suddenly and I've had an extremely difficult time. I had my ITunes on random, and this MP3 came up. I suddenly felt like she was sending me a joke and a smile from the other side. Thank you for that!
I discovered you on Sirius XM and I think your stories are amazingly funny. I had to look you up cause I can't get enough of your humor. Thanks so much for sharing it!
Back in the day, when I collected "Miss America's," I had pics, autographs, & letters of every beauty queen, right down to Miss Watermelon Seed (not really). Anyway, the year after Maria Beale Fletcher of Asheville won Miss America, NC proudly sent one of the best-loved non-winners to Atlantic City – Jeanne Flynn Swanner, over 6' tall and played the ukelele. She didn't win the pageant, but she easily won 'Miss Congeniality!" Have loved her ever since!
hahaha wow i died laughing!
great content!
@naithom Do tell your 13 yr old I loved hearing that he enjoys my work. Keep him laughing! Jeanne
You are great!! Life experiences make the best humor..You do an awesome job of telling a story, using clean language, and I can't stop laughing. Thank you for being you.
number five: 5 pounds of sugar.
wow…I wish I could buy something like that. 😀
reminds me of my parents! We are from Arkansas, so I can relate to the food issue. My dad was a preacher too so we got a double dose. 🙂 Love your material, when it reminds you of home, and it's funny, it's good!
I have watched this so many times and it never gets old. I just showed it to my 13 year old son who was squealing because he lives with the shorter, rounder versions of both.
I was trained to feed by a professional. 😉
Im proud to say I can send my husband to the store w/o ne trouble 🙂 but Id rather just go myself, just go in and come out faster than he would go
Just discovered you via an email from a Ham friend in Montana, the Colorado Raft ride :-). Both my wife and I laughed our heads off. Put me in mind of Phyllis Diller.
I came searching for more of your vids. Great Stuff. Will sure try to get to see you if you do some kind of public performance over here.
Oh, I'm a right-brained, left-brain, if you get my drift.
big heeeelloooooooooooooooooooooo from Croatia,dear Jeanne :)))))))))))))
On a lighter note……………..you southerners will get this. You northerners will not. I used to be a west (left) coast woman and then made the questionable decision to move to Kentucky. I didn't get it at first but I sure do get it now because it is ALL true! They don't do this kind of stuff in California. No one eats there. Just twigs and branches!
Absolutely loved it! I think 'left brain' and my 'pet orangatang' must have had the same father! Only difference being left brain cottoned on to what he had done wrong and brazened it out, my 'pet' wouldn't have worked it out! Although, to give him his due, he once went to the PO to post letters and got half way back when it dawned on him that post boxes aren't green! He went back to the PO to discover he'd put the letters in the rubbish bin! Have watched all the videos now, love them. Thank you