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guy walks into a bar. Sits next to a blonde and asks her if she wants to hear a blonde joke. She says ok but first you should know I know karate and my two friends with me are blondes one is a kickboxer and the other a female body builder. you still want to tell that joke? The guy says "Hell No. I don't want to explain the same joke three times."
Always loved Ronny’s sense of humour. 😂🤣😂 It’s a real shame today politicians aren’t funny I think the world would be a better place to be if they were.
There is an eternal God sitting on his throne of judgement awaiting every soul that leaves this world. He is the standard of moral excellence and has provided us with a moral conscience and his word and commandments. We have greatly sinned against him and as he is holy and just must serve righteous judgment on those who are guilty. Because he is also rich in mercy and is the source of love he became a flesh and blood man walked among us and was crucified for the payment of the sins of mankind. Through his precious blood we can be forgiven and know God and be at peace with him. Repent of your sins, give your life to Jesus Christ and be forgiven and saved. The new age cannot replace God. He is eternal and is reaching out to you. May the Lord God bless you.
Hans, a man from West Germany decides to move at Eastern Berlin. His mother tells him: Hans, my boy. From the first moment that you cross the Iron Fence, you are in dangerous territory. Don't dare to write me that there is something bad in a communist country. In your letters, you will use a blue pen if you are telling me the truth, and red pen if you are lying.
About 2 weeks later, the first letter arrives, and every word is blue.
My dear mother,
The 2 weeks that have passed were enough to make me love the East Germany. The people are great, the system cares about everyone, and generally, there is a very pleasant atmosphere. The only negative is that I can't find red pen anywhere.
I wonder if he told the one about the summer hideaway Bohemian Grove where they had sex orgies in secret!
He should be on Mount Rushmore
best propaganda ever made
Did I search for this? Nope.
Did I watch through the whole thing? Absolutely.
See you guys in 10 years when its recommended again
Reagan and Gorbachev are an amazing duo
Im starting to like the way youtube recommended is spiraling
YouTube got all nostalgic again
man i hate this dudes domestic and economic policy but he had charisma for sure. and these are jokes my parents (who grew up in the USSR) would tell.
The last one is the BEST one !
Fun fact, the US crisis of the early 20th century laughs at Reagan's ignorance.
Shitty president with an amazing image and sense of humor.
Raygun was that jackass that started the huge inequity between the uber-rich and the rest of us!
Regqn had shuch a beautiful smooth voice.
lol
Would love to see Reagan’s face in hell when he hears a mass shooting joke
OKAY FINE SUGGESTED TAB I FINALLY WATCHED IT!
ARE YOU HAPPY?
Now THIS was a president who knew how to deal with the Russians, unlike the spineless Putin butt kisser we have now.
guy walks into a bar. Sits next to a blonde and asks her if she wants to hear a blonde joke. She says ok but first you should know I know karate and my two friends with me are blondes one is a kickboxer and the other a female body builder. you still want to tell that joke? The guy says "Hell No. I don't want to explain the same joke three times."
ROFL!
If only everyone in our government was like Reagan.
Would have been better if he told few more jokes than declaring the war on drugs
Always loved Ronny’s sense of humour. 😂🤣😂 It’s a real shame today politicians aren’t funny I think the world would be a better place to be if they were.
Is there an afterlife?
How do YOU tell right from wrong?
Does justice exist?
There is an eternal God sitting on his throne of judgement awaiting every soul that leaves this world. He is the standard of moral excellence and has provided us with a moral conscience and his word and commandments.
We have greatly sinned against him and as he is holy and just must serve righteous judgment on those who are guilty.
Because he is also rich in mercy and is the source of love he became a flesh and blood man walked among us and was crucified for the payment of the sins of mankind. Through his precious blood we can be forgiven and know God and be at peace with him.
Repent of your sins, give your life to Jesus Christ and be forgiven and saved.
The new age cannot replace God.
He is eternal and is reaching out to you.
May the Lord God bless you.
I don't get it
Is that it's supposed to mean
You wouldn't get it
An American and an Indian sit together.
American:"Amazing, you guy don't smell that bad."
Indian:"I am a pig."
I am offensive and i find this very russian
When Mikhail Gorbachev became Premier he was the first Russian president to weigh more than his wife.
Russia is the only country in the world where a man's wife is uglier than his mistress.
I thought Russians spoke Russian to one another?
a person of culture I see
Is this the scene where that one SCP comes from???
He said you can run up in the Oval Office and smack the desk. That’s a fuckin lie lol. I’ll get shot right after I push the door open
That's so Reagan
Hans, a man from West Germany decides to move at Eastern Berlin. His mother tells him:
Hans, my boy. From the first moment that you cross the Iron Fence, you are in dangerous territory. Don't dare to write me that there is something bad in a communist country. In your letters, you will use a blue pen if you are telling me the truth, and red pen if you are lying.
About 2 weeks later, the first letter arrives, and every word is blue.
My dear mother,
The 2 weeks that have passed were enough to make me love the East Germany. The people are great, the system cares about everyone, and generally, there is a very pleasant atmosphere. The only negative is that I can't find red pen anywhere.
Reagan was THE president. Today’s republican party is now ruined.